| 1 | Rd 1 | Mike | Trout | OF | LAA | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 2 | | Clayton | Kershaw | SP | LAD | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 3 | | Jose | Altuve | 2B | HOU | Butt Trumpets |
| 4 | | Aaron | Judge | OF | NYY | Team JEsin |
| 5 | | Nolan | Arenado | 3B | COL | Slaughter Crew |
| 6 | | Bryce | Harper | OF | WSH | Kajagoogoo |
| 7 | | Paul | Goldschmidt | 1B | AZ | Lasershow15 |
| 8 | | Charlie | Blackmon | OF | COL | Acuna Moncada |
| 9 | Rd 2 | Carlos | Correa | SS | HOU | Acuna Moncada |
| 10 | | Giancarlo | Stanton | OF | NYY | Lasershow15 |
| 11 | | Chris | Sale | SP | BOS | Kajagoogoo |
| 12 | | Kris | Bryant | 3B | CHC | Slaughter Crew |
| 13 | | Max | Scherzer | SP | WSH | Team JEsin |
| 14 | | Stephen | Strasburg | SP | WSH | Butt Trumpets |
| 15 | | Corey | Kluber | SP | CLE | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 16 | | Anthony | Rizzo | 1B | CHC | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 17 | Rd 3 | Francisco | Lindor | SS | CLE | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 18 | | Cody | Bellinger | 1B | LAD | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 19 | | Joey | Votto | 1B | CIN | Butt Trumpets |
| 20 | | Jose | Ramirez | 2B | CLE | Team JEsin |
| 21 | | Gary | Sanchez | C | NYY | Slaughter Crew |
| 22 | | Manny | Machado | 3B | BAL | Kajagoogoo |
| 23 | | Madison | Bumgarner | SP | SF | Lasershow15 |
| 24 | | Trea | Turner | SS | WSH | Acuna Moncada |
| 25 | Rd 4 | J.D. | Martinez | OF | BOS | Acuna Moncada |
| 26 | | Corey | Seager | SS | LAD | Lasershow15 |
| 27 | | Freddie | Freeman | 1B | ATL | Kajagoogoo |
| 28 | | Noah | Syndergaard | SP | NYM | Slaughter Crew |
| 29 | | Marcell | Ozuna | OF | STL | Team JEsin |
| 30 | | Robbie | Ray | SP | AZ | Butt Trumpets |
| 31 | | Josh | Donaldson | 3B | TOR | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 32 | | Justin | Verlander | SP | HOU | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 33 | Rd 5 | Mookie | Betts | OF | BOS | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 34 | | Daniel | Murphy | 2B | WSH | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 35 | | Jose | Abreu | 1B | CHW | Butt Trumpets |
| 36 | | Shohei | Ohtani | SP | LAA | Team JEsin |
| 37 | | George | Springer | OF | HOU | Slaughter Crew |
| 38 | | Luis | Severino | SP | NYY | Kajagoogoo |
| 39 | | Jonathan | Schoop | 2B | BAL | Lasershow15 |
| 40 | | Edwin | Encarnacion | DH | CLE | Acuna Moncada |
| 41 | Rd 6 | Carlos | Carrasco | SP | CLE | Acuna Moncada |
| 42 | | Jacob | DeGrom | SP | NYM | Lasershow15 |
| 43 | | Andrew | Benintendi | OF | BOS | Kajagoogoo |
| 44 | | Brian | Dozier | 2B | MIN | Slaughter Crew |
| 45 | | Willson | Contreras | C | CHC | Team JEsin |
| 46 | | Alex | Bregman | 3B | HOU | Butt Trumpets |
| 47 | | Didi | Gregorius | SS | NYY | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 48 | | Buster | Posey | C | SF | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 49 | Rd 7 | Anthony | Rendon | 3B | WSH | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 50 | | Kenley | Jansen | RP | LAD | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 51 | | Dee | Gordon | 2B | SEA | Butt Trumpets |
| 52 | | Justin | Turner | 3B | LAD | Team JEsin |
| 53 | | Zack | Greinke | SP | AZ | Slaughter Crew |
| 54 | | Carlos | Martinez | SP | STL | Kajagoogoo |
| 55 | | Justin | Upton | OF | LAA | Lasershow15 |
| 56 | | Nelson | Cruz | DH | SEA | Acuna Moncada |
| 57 | Rd 8 | Yu | Darvish | SP | CHC | Acuna Moncada |
| 58 | | Dallas | Keuchel | SP | HOU | Lasershow15 |
| 59 | | Elvis | Andrus | SS | TEX | Kajagoogoo |
| 60 | | Jose | Quintana | SP | CHC | Slaughter Crew |
| 61 | | Paul | DeJong | SS | STL | Team JEsin |
| 62 | | Chris | Taylor | OF | LAD | Butt Trumpets |
| 63 | | James | Paxton | SP | SEA | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 64 | | Trevor | Bauer | SP | CLE | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 65 | Rd 9 | Craig | Kimbrel | RP | BOS | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 66 | | Salvador | Perez | C | KC | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 67 | | Gerrit | Cole | SP | HOU | Butt Trumpets |
| 68 | | Kyle | Hendricks | SP | CHC | Team JEsin |
| 69 | | Alex | Wood | SP | LAD | Slaughter Crew |
| 70 | | Robinson | Cano | 2B | SEA | Kajagoogoo |
| 71 | | Chris | Archer | SP | TB | Lasershow15 |
| 72 | | Travis | Shaw | 3B | MIL | Acuna Moncada |
| 73 | Rd 10 | Aaron | Nola | SP | PHI | Acuna Moncada |
| 74 | | Whit | Merrifield | 2B | KC | Lasershow15 |
| 75 | | Christian | Yelich | OF | MIL | Kajagoogoo |
| 76 | | Javier | Baez | 2B | CHC | Slaughter Crew |
| 77 | | Rafael | Devers | 3B | BOS | Team JEsin |
| 78 | | Khris | Davis | OF | OAK | Butt Trumpets |
| 79 | | Ken | Giles | RP | HOU | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 80 | | Jose | Berrios | SP | MIN | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 81 | Rd 11 | David | Price | SP | BOS | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 82 | | Matt | Olson | 1B | OAK | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 83 | | Andrew | McCutchen | OF | SF | Butt Trumpets |
| 84 | | Corey | Knebel | RP | MIL | Team JEsin |
| 85 | | Justin | Smoak | 1B | TOR | Slaughter Crew |
| 86 | | J.T. | Realmuto | C | MIA | Kajagoogoo |
| 87 | | Aroldis | Chapman | RP | NYY | Lasershow15 |
| 88 | | Yoenis | Cespedes | OF | NYM | Acuna Moncada |
| 89 | Rd 12 | Rhys | Hoskins | OF | PHI | Acuna Moncada |
| 90 | | Jake | Lamb | 3B | AZ | Lasershow15 |
| 91 | | Lance | McCullers | SP | HOU | Kajagoogoo |
| 92 | | A.J. | Pollock | OF | AZ | Slaughter Crew |
| 93 | | Roberto | Osuna | RP | TOR | Team JEsin |
| 94 | | Eduardo | Nunez | 3B | BOS | Butt Trumpets |
| 95 | | Adam | Jones | OF | BAL | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 96 | | Marwin | Gonzalez | OF | HOU | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 97 | Rd 13 | Ryan | Zimmerman | 1B | WSH | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 98 | | Adam | Duvall | OF | CIN | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 99 | | Cody | Allen | RP | CLE | Butt Trumpets |
| 100 | | Tommy | Pham | OF | STL | Team JEsin |
| 101 | | Brandon | Morrow | RP | CHC | Slaughter Crew |
| 102 | | Andrew | Miller | RP | CLE | Kajagoogoo |
| 103 | | Wade | Davis | RP | COL | Lasershow15 |
| 104 | | Masahiro | Tanaka | SP | NYY | Acuna Moncada |
| 105 | Rd 14 | Jon | Lester | SP | CHC | Acuna Moncada |
| 106 | | Adrian | Beltre | 3B | TEX | Lasershow15 |
| 107 | | Starling | Marte | OF | PIT | Kajagoogoo |
| 108 | | Jake | Arrieta | SP | PHI | Slaughter Crew |
| 109 | | Sonny | Gray | SP | NYY | Team JEsin |
| 110 | | Adam | Eaton | OF | WSH | Butt Trumpets |
| 111 | | Trevor | Story | SS | COL | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 112 | | Ronald | Acuna | OF | ATL | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 113 | Rd 15 | Chase | Anderson | SP | MIL | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 114 | | Trey | Mancini | OF | BAL | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 115 | | Charlie | Morton | SP | HOU | Butt Trumpets |
| 116 | | Justin | Bour | 1B | MIA | Team JEsin |
| 117 | | Andrelton | Simmons | SS | LAA | Slaughter Crew |
| 118 | | Lorenzo | Cain | OF | MIL | Kajagoogoo |
| 119 | | Yadier | Molina | C | STL | Lasershow15 |
| 120 | | Felipe | Rivero | RP | PIT | Acuna Moncada |
| 121 | Rd 16 | Byron | Buxton | OF | MIN | Acuna Moncada |
| 122 | | Marcus | Stroman | SP | TOR | Lasershow15 |
| 123 | | Mike | Moustakas | 3B | KC | Kajagoogoo |
| 124 | | Domingo | Santana | OF | MIL | Slaughter Crew |
| 125 | | Zack | Godley | SP | AZ | Team JEsin |
| 126 | | Edwin | Diaz | RP | SEA | Butt Trumpets |
| 127 | | Dellin | Betances | RP | NYY | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 128 | | Sean | Doolittle | RP | WSH | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 129 | Rd 17 | Rougned | Odor | 2B | TEX | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 130 | | Gio | Gonzalez | SP | WSH | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 131 | | Evan | Gattis | C | HOU | Butt Trumpets |
| 132 | | Addison | Russell | SS | CHC | Team JEsin |
| 133 | | Eddie | Rosario | OF | MIN | Slaughter Crew |
| 134 | | Yoan | Moncada | 2B | CHW | Kajagoogoo |
| 135 | | Miguel | Sano | 3B | MIN | Lasershow15 |
| 136 | | Raisel | Iglesias | RP | CIN | Acuna Moncada |
| 137 | Rd 18 | Jeff | Samardzija | SP | SF | Acuna Moncada |
| 138 | | Yasiel | Puig | OF | LAD | Lasershow15 |
| 139 | | Kyle | Schwarber | OF | CHC | Kajagoogoo |
| 140 | | Zack | Cozart | 3B | LAA | Slaughter Crew |
| 141 | | Wilson | Ramos | C | TB | Team JEsin |
| 142 | | Nick | Castellanos | 3B | DET | Butt Trumpets |
| 143 | | Miguel | Cabrera | 1B | DET | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 144 | | Eric | Hosmer | 1B | SD | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 145 | Rd 19 | Dylan | Bundy | SP | BAL | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 146 | | Brad | Boxberger | RP | AZ | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 147 | | Corey | Dickerson | OF | PIT | Butt Trumpets |
| 148 | | Greg | Bird | 1B | NYY | Team JEsin |
| 149 | | Garrett | Richards | SP | LAA | Slaughter Crew |
| 150 | | Brad | Peacock | RP | HOU | Kajagoogoo |
| 151 | | Xander | Bogaerts | SS | BOS | Lasershow15 |
| 152 | | Jean | Segura | SS | SEA | Acuna Moncada |
| 153 | Rd 20 | Ozzie | Albies | 2B | ATL | Acuna Moncada |
| 154 | | Jon | Gray | SP | COL | Lasershow15 |
| 155 | | Mike | Zunino | C | SEA | Kajagoogoo |
| 156 | | Ian | Happ | OF | CHC | Slaughter Crew |
| 157 | | Jameson | Taillon | SP | PIT | Team JEsin |
| 158 | | Lance | Lynn | SP | MIN | Butt Trumpets |
| 159 | | Kyle | Seager | 3B | SEA | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 160 | | Brad | Brach | RP | BAL | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 161 | Rd 21 | Luke | Weaver | SP | STL | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 162 | | Ian | Kinsler | 2B | LAA | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 163 | | Greg | Holland | RP | COL | Butt Trumpets |
| 164 | | Tyler | Chatwood | SP | CHC | Team JEsin |
| 165 | | Brad | Hand | RP | SD | Slaughter Crew |
| 166 | | Michael | Kopech | SP | CHW | Rico No Moncada? |
| 167 | | Rich | Hill | SP | LAD | Lasershow15 |
| 168 | | Welington | Castillo | C | CHW | Acuna Moncada |
| 169 | Rd 22 | Wil | Myers | 1B | SD | Acuna Moncada |
| 170 | | Jay | Bruce | OF | NYM | Lasershow15 |
| 171 | | Alex | Colome | RP | TB | Rico No Moncada? |
| 172 | | Yulieski | Gurriel | 1B | HOU | Slaughter Crew |
| 173 | | DJ | LeMahieu | 2B | COL | Team JEsin |
| 174 | | Adam | Wainwright | SP | STL | Butt Trumpets |
| 175 | | Drew | Pomeranz | SP | BOS | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 176 | | Scooter | Gennett | 2B | CIN | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 177 | Rd 23 | Avisail | Garcia | OF | CHW | Tackle Me Elmo |
| 178 | | Tim | Beckham | SS | BAL | Kiss My Rizzo |
| 179 | | Matt | Davidson | DH | CHW | Butt Trumpets |
| 180 | | Nomar | Mazara | OF | TEX | Team JEsin |
| 181 | | Cole | Hamels | SP | TEX | Slaughter Crew |
| 182 | | Josh | Bell | 1B | PIT | Rico No Moncada? |
| 183 | | Michael | Fulmer | SP | DET | Lasershow15 |
| 184 | | David | Robertson | RP | NYY | Acuna Moncada |
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